A funny dating story…. now

I classify this story as a funny dating story as it’s just so surreal to me it’s laughable.  And yes – it really did happen to me.  I call it….

You’ve got to be kidding…

For the most part, the men I met online were nice, honest guys just looking to meet Ms. Right.   Then Paul (not his real name) came along.  Paul and I connected a few times by email and once by phone.  We decided on a day, time, and location to meet in person. 

I arrived at the designated time at the designated time and waited.  And waited….   And waited….  After 30 minutes I left.  I got home and left him a message to make sure he was ok.  I figured he may have forgotten or who knows what could have happened.   

No reply. 

I had a sneaking suspicion that he had driven by our designated meeting spot and kept driving.  It was just a gut feeling.    So I just drop it figuring he’s a jerk. 

About 3 months later I get a call.  It’s Paul.  He’s back east on vacation and he’s bored.   And then he utters something like, “I’m really horny.  Do you want to have phone sex with me?”

I said, “Are you kidding me?  First of all, I’m pretty sure you stood me up and drove right by the day we were supposed to meet.”  He said nothing.

He then proceeded to try to get me to have phone sex with him.  Finally I just told him I was hanging up and did.

Ahhh…. the sometimes wacky world of online dating. 

Do you have a dating story to share?  Feel free to email me or leave a comment.

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